Prostate Appointment

Yesterday I  had an appointment to see a urologist for a Prostate exam. 

Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted... 
 
The waiting room was filled with patients.  
 
As I approached the receptionist's desk, 
I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.    

I gave her my name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, 

"YES, SHE SAID, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;  
 YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"
 
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man.  

But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION.    
 
BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."